reward card 

a fictional object, generally used to suggest that someone is sucking up in search of some kind of material gain or reward. best said in a sarcastic tone to show that you are unimpressed with the persons actions.

"can you say, reward card?"

reward card by archy December 19, 2004

rewards card 

a credit-card sized piece of plastic that is inherently worthless. almost all companies in existence have these rewards cards. they are designed to build customer loyalty, but actually only build customer frustration.

employee: "do you have your rewards card?"
customer: "i don't have a rewards card."
employee: "let's get you signed up!"
customer: "what will it get me?"
employee: "it's a great program."
customer: "but what will it get me?"
employee: "um... it's a great program..."
customer: "i know, you said that. what will the rewards card get me?"
employee: "nothing, really, but my boss makes me ask..."
customer: "..."

rewards card by taekwondoangel1 June 21, 2009

crown rewards card 

yet another meaningless rewards card that is forced upon unsuspecting hallmark customers when they attempt to purchase anything at a hallmark store.

clerk: "find everything you were looking for?"
customer: "yes, thank you."
clerk: "do you have your crown rewards card?"
customer: "no, i-"
clerk: "you need one. for real. fill this out. it'll change your life."
customer: "but i-"
clerk: "DO IT NOW!!"
customer: *obeys*

crown rewards card by taekwondoangel1 June 21, 2009

retard card

when a person claims inability to stand trial for being "mentally ill"

person 1: that rapist pulled the retard card now he gets to live in a cushy psych ward

person 2: disgusting

retard card by sinsforeal May 14, 2016

debit card retard 

This is a person who goes to the store and once they pay for their items, the cashier must always tell them to flip their debit card over as they ALWAYS have it facing the wrong way.

That guy ALWAYS has his debit card facing to the left. What a retard eh? I mean, he comes in twice a week and ALWAYS forgets. He must be a debit card retard.

debit card retard by NakedDebit August 17, 2010