N. 1. A argument characterized by excessive retardation.

2. A augment between two retards.

V. Retarguing: the action of engaging in a retarded argument.
The YouTube Comments section is a hotbed for Retargument.
by RDSII October 6, 2011
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a completely ridiculous argument, that in retrospect can only be defined as retarded.
"why didn't you park in that spot"
"Because I thought we'd walk back after eating for some exercise"
"But, we'll have all the bags from shopping"
"What difference does it make?" "Honestly?"

"this is stupid, I'm not going to have another retargument with you."
by Christal Hawkins April 12, 2008
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re·tar·gue ri-tahr-gyoo
-guing
-verb
1) to present a stupid reason for or against a thing. 2) to persuade or influence without reason.
1) It's annoying listen to stupid people retargue. 2)Bob and Chuck are retarguing about Phantom Menace.
by tswearingen February 15, 2008
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