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Applebee's Reply Guy 

The greatest man on earth that is employed at Applebee's. He talks to fans of Applebee's on the facebook page.
Your lord and savior.
Have you accepted Applebee's Reply Guy as your lord and savior?

'A Jayne's reply' 

A Jayne's reply

A 'comeback' or retort that is so predictable that the intended recipient is able to preemptively create a facebook group that... um... predicts it.

Can also be used to describe the language 'skills' of facebookers who say things like: ROFL or EPIC FAIL or who use the keyboard to create twee little graphics that depict ladders replete with accompanying cliches.
For instance, a 'Jayne' might actually bother to type a ladder graphic in the absence of something worth saying. Follows it with "Something for the climb down. Careful now."

You say: "Bit of a 'A Jayne's reply'"

song pon de replay 

Put the song on the replay i.e. Replay the song
From Rihanna's song- "Pon De Replay"
~ "Come Mr. DJ song pon de replay..."
song pon de replay by sunmarsh August 11, 2005

Reply Stalling 

When the recipient of your text message, instant message, etc. takes between 10 and 30 minutes to respond, and you take it upon yourself to read their message, and do what they did (take 10 to 30 minutes to respond). This makes for very long, non-engaging conversations.
I know Sarah wasn't at work, she just wasn't responding quickly, so I decided to begin reply stalling to get back at her.
Reply Stalling by Jojo4242 July 5, 2011

National Reply Slow To Your Girlfriend Day

October 28th is national Reply Slow to your girlfriend day.

Just don't reply fast.

She won't care
"Oh hey (name of someone) I can't reply fast today, it's October 28th."
"And?"
"It's national Reply Slow to your girlfriend day."

relay status

A contraction of the phrase "relationship status." Often used while texting when spelling out the entire phrase is impractical.
"Hey, did you see Dave changed her relay status to 'It's complicated?'" "Yea, he's not fooling anyone."
relay status by Giusseppe Ronaldo October 20, 2012