used to turn on or off your telivision, stereo, DVD player, etc...
The remote turned on the tv
by Alexius November 06, 2003
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The act of tuning into someone's conversation so you can jump in and either be relevant/irrelevant to the discussion.
Kyrie sat remote for a second before he jumped into Jontae and Donaven's conversation.
by Praise_j March 06, 2014
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Remoting is the act of controlling a device or other thing remotely.
I am remoting the robot.
by funky sven June 13, 2011
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Something people use to change channels with because they are too lazy to get their ass off the couch
Clicking the remote is probably a mean of excersice for some people
by claustrophobic chicken December 10, 2004
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Remoting is were when a guy is sleeping another guy puts a remote up the sleeping guys ass and usually takes a picture of video for future blackmail.
Tom:Last night I was remoting John.
Alice: Oh I bet that pushed his buttons.
by eafy January 28, 2008
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A disease that afflicts children and spouses who grab the remote control of a TV set and keep changing channels at incredible speed. Symptoms are completely at variance with rheumatism or arthritis and worsen in the evening and can only be treated by permanently disabling the remote control.
Jack's wife and son have remoteitis which prevents him from seeing any channel properly on TV almost every evening.
by Mohit Hira July 12, 2011
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