remember

something i cant do when my mom doesnt have her grocery list

mom : timmy remember me to get eggplants from the food shop

timmy: alr mom

five minutes later

mom: tim what did i say i needed ?

timmy : ..... i forgot sorry

by Zemiii April 24, 2023

Remember Your Wiring

It is an unusual saying that compares someone's mind to a wire which can also extend, connect, or even get tangled to other wires. One's thoughts are similar to that, it can often times be complicated.

Always remember your wiring for it is a reminder that life is not simple to figure out.

by nameless-002 July 1, 2022

un-rememberable

That one person you keep meeting but you never remember and so you introduce yourself to them as if you'd never met, even though they remind you they already know you.

You: Hey, I'm (name), nice to meet you!
Them: We met last week. Jesus I'm so un-rememberable....

by The Unforgettable February 19, 2014

Remember-in-Law

(Verb) When you incorrectly recognize a similar object.

*Holds up picture of Matt Damon*
"Woah, it's Mark Whalburg!"
"Sounds like you remember-in-law Matt Damon"
"Who fucking talks like that?"

by RoyMustache July 27, 2020

Son, always remember.

Dying is gay.

''Son, always remember. Dying is gay.'' -Soldier's father

by The local Argentinian guy September 16, 2022

A Remember

When you're sitting on the toilet.
That's it... Sitting on the toilet.

Person #1: Dude where's Sara? I haven't seen her in like 20 minutes or so
Person#2: Sara is, A remember. Didnt you hear her farts before she went?

by iDerp2 September 26, 2021

If you remember grodie

The complete phrase is"if you remember grodie to the max" but that phrase gets a bit cumbersome so the foreshortening works better. It basically means a way of calling someone out who's still living in the 80s and doesn't realize it.

Aging gen x er: the summer of '83 was wild! I went to the " us"festival up in devore and my girlfriend at the time wore all this spandex....

Millennial. If you remember grodie

by 4realazitgits April 24, 2021