by Prince Luc June 4, 2003
A form of psychosis brought on by paranoia. Had led to more deaths than any other cause. Especially susceptible to inhabidents of Kansas and Texas.
by DonZabu January 7, 2008
Religion= God created everything...Therefore God created the Devil...Therefore God it the root of all evil.
by religionis June 4, 2006
Many religions have been invented over the centuries, but now, finally, our benevolent and slightly annoyed maker has decided to reveail Itself.
It is obvious, just look around you, that the world was created by a giant, Flying Spaghetti Monster! (blessed be his noodley appendage).
God is real, and he is made of Pasta!
Now sit back, relax, and be peaceful while munching on some Spag Bol. There is no hell, there is only the love of the Noodley Embrace.
It is obvious, just look around you, that the world was created by a giant, Flying Spaghetti Monster! (blessed be his noodley appendage).
God is real, and he is made of Pasta!
Now sit back, relax, and be peaceful while munching on some Spag Bol. There is no hell, there is only the love of the Noodley Embrace.
All Hail FSM! rAmen!
Person One:Want some tomatoe,basil and garlic pasta?
Person two: Yes please. Ahh, this is the life.No silly made up religion for me.
Person One:Want some tomatoe,basil and garlic pasta?
Person two: Yes please. Ahh, this is the life.No silly made up religion for me.
by gahgah March 24, 2007
1.An outdated system of explaining how the universe works, which provides absolutely no evidence for huge and absurd claims.
2. Bullshit stories, which surprisingly, and depressingly, even intelligent people believe in.
3. The most common and dangerous mental illness ever conceived, thanks a lot god.
2. Bullshit stories, which surprisingly, and depressingly, even intelligent people believe in.
3. The most common and dangerous mental illness ever conceived, thanks a lot god.
Religion poisons everything.
by The Generic WoLF January 24, 2017
A controversial and touchy subject.
Being asked to belief in God with faith is like having to believe in magic. God supposively pre-dated your entire existence, so how exactly are you free to make your own decisions if he already knows every event that will occur in everyone's lifetime? We must be androids after all. God supposively knows when we'll be born, what we'll do in life, and when we'll die. So what's the point of even making a decision when your creator already did it for you, before you were even born? We're all lab rats, the earth is a lab, complete with mazes, and God is like a supreme scientist. Here's the best part, though: God supposively already KNOWS everything you'll do in life, and holds whatever sins you perform against you, albeit the fact that he already KNEW THAT YOU'D PERFORM THEM! I told her I don't go to church because preachers and such preach their views and not God's in the first place. I'd rather not have a group of people try to manipulate me when I already know what I believe. To top it all off, there's so many religions and bibles in the first place, how do you know which ones are the definitive ones? They're all sure that they're the right one.
Basically, what it comes down to is: Do you want to put faith in believing in a supreme being that controls your entire existence, or do you want to neglect it so that it can forcefully send you to hell (if you believe in that sort of thing).
Religion is taught, just like racism, sexism, and blah blah, et cetera..so how do we even know if it's actually valid?
Being asked to belief in God with faith is like having to believe in magic. God supposively pre-dated your entire existence, so how exactly are you free to make your own decisions if he already knows every event that will occur in everyone's lifetime? We must be androids after all. God supposively knows when we'll be born, what we'll do in life, and when we'll die. So what's the point of even making a decision when your creator already did it for you, before you were even born? We're all lab rats, the earth is a lab, complete with mazes, and God is like a supreme scientist. Here's the best part, though: God supposively already KNOWS everything you'll do in life, and holds whatever sins you perform against you, albeit the fact that he already KNEW THAT YOU'D PERFORM THEM! I told her I don't go to church because preachers and such preach their views and not God's in the first place. I'd rather not have a group of people try to manipulate me when I already know what I believe. To top it all off, there's so many religions and bibles in the first place, how do you know which ones are the definitive ones? They're all sure that they're the right one.
Basically, what it comes down to is: Do you want to put faith in believing in a supreme being that controls your entire existence, or do you want to neglect it so that it can forcefully send you to hell (if you believe in that sort of thing).
Religion is taught, just like racism, sexism, and blah blah, et cetera..so how do we even know if it's actually valid?
by SuperSonicX January 22, 2008
All religions are basically saying the same three things.
1. be moral - do what's in the best interest of your family and in the best interest of society.
2. life is suffering - here's how to deal with it.
3. strive for exclusive ownership at the expense of others.
1. be moral - do what's in the best interest of your family and in the best interest of society.
2. life is suffering - here's how to deal with it.
3. strive for exclusive ownership at the expense of others.
by millerthegorilla January 25, 2009