A person who adores a person or wishes to be a certain way, i.e. a roadman, to such extent that he will morph his social interactions and personality to appease that person. Normally disliked, although if morphed to a sufficient level, can pass of as their morph state being their true self, and there for an agreeable person. Will get defensive when called out for it. Synonym: chav
Person 1: Look at Eeshan, he's so fake.
Person 2: Ye, he acts so against his nature Person 3: Thats 'cuz Eeshan is a rellower born and bred
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!