reflexive self-fuckery 

A default setting in which a person repeatedly self-destructs.

Now living out his remaining years inside prison, he is and always has been an expert in the fine art of reflexive self-fuckery.

reflexive self-fuckery by Dr Bunnygirl December 8, 2019

reflexive property

The reflexive property is the reflexive property.

Guy: What's the reflexive property?
Math guy: The reflexive property.
Guy: Dude, that's what I just said.
Math guy: Exactly.

reflexive property by Zero Beat July 10, 2009

Reflexive Property

The useless property in division that often follows an alliterative phrase such as 'hippity hoppity'. This property tends to leave spots in the brain called brainfarts that prevent further logical thinking.

'HIPPITY HOPPITY, REFLEXIVE PROPERTY'
'THE REFLEXIVE PROPERTY IS DEBATED AS THE MOST USELESS PROPERTY

Reflexive Property by ToshibaLtd January 22, 2018

reflexive jestermilking

Saying the same joke at the same time as your friend.

"We're bonding with bro so well, we keep jestermilking reflexively."
"That was a classic case of reflexive jestermilking."

reflexive jestermilking by Cs.T. June 21, 2026

The Reflexive Notion Of The Ocular Sclera And The Pelvic Meat That Bypasses Penis Enlargement Surgery Is The Word "'.Psychosomatic.'"

The Reflexive Notion Of The Ocular Sclera And The Pelvic Meat That Bypasses Penis Enlargement Surgery Is The Word "'.Psychosomatic.'"

The Reflexive Notion Of The Ocular Sclera And The Pelvic Meat That Bypasses Penis Enlargement Surgery Is The Word "'.Psychosomatic.'"

The Reflexive Notion Of The Ocular Sclera And The Pelvic Meat That Bypasses Penis Enlargement Surgery Is The Word "'.Psychosomatic.'" by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

Reflective Analysis 

Another bullshit assignment given to students by nursing professors. Normally completed before the care plan is due. It is meant to reflect your own feelings about a certain situation, but we all know half that shit is made up.

Joe: Do you have a reflective analysis topic yet?
Jane: No, I'll make it up.

Reflective Analysis by A. Orta February 25, 2011

a cigarette & multiple highly-reflective glass or metal surfaces

An alternate way of saying the phrase, "smoke and mirrors".

Hey Jake!
Didjya see that magician levitating that car?
It was all just a cigarette & multiple highly-reflective glass or metal surfaces!

a cigarette & multiple highly-reflective glass or metal surfaces by Telephony September 12, 2014