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Short version of 'Retard' which was created by a brother and sister in order to avoid get in trouble by their hispanic strict parents for 'swearing'.

Said 'REAT'
Shut up you reet!
OMG D Alberto Ramos you are such a reet!
by De Guadalupe September 04, 2011
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Short for the term retard

is extremely offensive and lowers the self esteem of the person who is being called a reet
"Wow... are you some sort of reet?"
"OMG you're a friggin reet"
by Dominic Longoria September 24, 2007
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A word to describe someone who is retarded. Sometimes said slowly.
Jimmy got an F in the test, what a reet.

"Hey Jimmy, I'm pregnant."

"Reeeeeet!"
by ItsiDawg November 22, 2009
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A word that describes a native ostrich (a.k.a extremely thin man), in his natural habitat. Usually heard when they mate.
Reet, Reet, (bobs head back and forth) reeeeeet, reeeeet
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by MoneyPGaming March 23, 2017
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A competitive, weird but loyal friend. She will always be there for you in times of need and she always gives the best advice. She is the greatest person you will ever meet.
She's such an amazing person! She must be Reet
by ray ofsunshine July 05, 2017
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U.S. military term, more specifically in the Air Force, used to describe someone who knows nothing outside the military. They live on their knees with the dicks and jizz of leadership in their mouth. They live and die by regulations. Don’t ever get caught with hands in your pocket or a string hanging off your uniform with a Reet nearby.
SSgt Dickhole is a god damn Reet

Look at those reets correcting uniform discrepancies. Nothing gets me more fired up bud!
by Reet God January 23, 2018
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