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Redshirt boyfriend 

The fella that your girlfriend keeps around in waiting as a back-up to you. Similar to a Sancho, however a redshirt boyfriend may or may not have had relations with your girlfriend while you were dating.

Many times a soon-to-be Ex-boyfriend has met his replacement before realizing his doomed fate.

etymology: a Redshirt Freshman is an american college football term for an athlete who practices with the team, but sees little game time in order save a year of his eligibility to play for his team at a later date.
No one was really surprised that John and Sally broke up. I guess Sally will probably be spending more time with that dude, David. He's been her Redshirt Boyfriend for a while now.

I think Cindy is going to break up with me. I think she has a Redshirt boyfriend
Redshirt boyfriend by The Mahatma December 17, 2008

Redshirt 

The person most likely to die first in any TV show, or film, regardless of what colour sweater they're wearing.

Taken from Star Trek the Original Series, where the security guards wore red, one always 'beamed down' from the spaceship to planets on exploratory missions and always died first. Always.
Don't ever wear a red shirt on a space mission!
"Ahhh look at the Redshirt, he's gonna get it first"
"Nahh, the blonde'll die first, they always do in horror movies".
Redshirt by nyet_da April 14, 2010

Redshirt Girlfriend 

1. A girl aspiring to become your girlfriend.

2. The Girl that a guy keeps around in waiting as a back-up to his current girlfriend. Similar to a Sancha or the other woman, however calling a girl a redshirt girlfriend does not neccessarily imply that she has had relations with the guy while he was with the previous girlfriend.

etymology: a Redshirt Freshman is an american college football term for an athlete who practices with the team, but sees little game time in order save a year of eligibility to play for his team at a later date.
Definition 1- Man, that girl Kelly is all over you dude. I think she is your Redshirt girlfriend.

No one knew why Billy dropped his girlfriend Sally until everyone found out about his Redshirt Girlfriend, Gloria.
Redshirt Girlfriend by The Mahatma December 26, 2008
When a regift item is terrible.

Also spelled re-shit.

Pronounced REE-shit
Those picture frame that she regift aren't good at all, they were more like reshit.
Reshit by TONY JA April 5, 2019

Redshirt 

Expendable characters. Usually say one line or less before being killed in a plot-convenient manner.
Most often seen in classic 60's Trek.
"Oh no, that Redshirt just fell down the bottomless pit."
"Damn, find me another one."
Redshirt by Heywood June 16, 2003

reshitting 

Reshitting is the act of taking your partner's stool, putting it into a freezer until it is hard.
Then inserting it into your own anus. Then when it warms, you push it out, thus "reshitting" what your partner has created for you to experience.
Shok wanted Sheri to experience the large stool he produced. After he froze it, Sheri inserted it into her anus so she could enjoy it also through reshitting.
reshitting by Burner71 November 8, 2007