redrum slappy

the act of slashing one's own hand (i.e., with a hunting knife. broken beer bottle, or any other appropriate device), then using that hand to jerk off (if you're a guy). Particularly good for cutters, this way you're killing two birds with one stone. For girls, see redrum stabby.

Bob really knows how to relax at the end of a long day with a good redrum slappy.

by suspicious package February 7, 2007

redrum stabby

(for women), the act of slashing one's own hand and/or fingers with a broken mirror, old razor blade, box cutter or similar device, then using that hand to masturbate. The bloody fingers or cutting implement are used to "stab" into any erogenous zone. Similar to redrum slappy.

Angelina covered up last night's redrum stabby with the old "that time of the month" excuse.

by suspicious package February 7, 2007

Red Rum Tomato Sauce

When you destory something or murder it

charles "did you lose to gabe in NBA Live"
Jrod "never it was red rum tomato sauce all over that clown"

by manson3 May 27, 2008

southampton red rum

A brainstorming cocktail involving a large port, vodka, rum and horseradish sauce..

"Lady Phillipa, who was herself well irrigated with horizontal lubricant, gave him a boozy wink"

by actions_speak_louder_than_worms August 29, 2003