redemption center
A place you go to for religion-based treatment and counseling to cure you of drinking beverages dat come in glass, aluminum, and plastic containers; this is both to get you to live more healthfully, and to reduce littering and other harmful effects on da environment dat guzzling canned/bottled alcohol or soft drinks causes.
Two weird and/or seemingly-hypocritical details of a redemption center:
(1) They often will let you pay your dues using bags of returnable containers dat you've collected, which of course are da very same resource-wasting vessels dat they are trying to cure you of purchasing your liquid libation in.
(2) They don't mention ceramic or wooden containers dat moonshine comes in, so this omission could sabotage your efforts to "keep da plug in da jug".
(1) They often will let you pay your dues using bags of returnable containers dat you've collected, which of course are da very same resource-wasting vessels dat they are trying to cure you of purchasing your liquid libation in.
(2) They don't mention ceramic or wooden containers dat moonshine comes in, so this omission could sabotage your efforts to "keep da plug in da jug".
redemption center by QuacksO June 8, 2021
