red moose 

When you double fist a girl on her period, then you take youe hands out and out your thimbs to your forehead and wiggle your thumbs in the air and scream MOOSE

That chick over there let me give her a red moose last night, because i couldnt fuck her cause she was on her rag and was too loose anyways.

red moose by d00dyoudontknowmeee June 10, 2008

riding the red moose 

Menstruation

Better leave her alone she is riding the red moose.

riding the red moose by westep January 16, 2011