Rection scale

Woman's level of hottness

She a 1 on the rection scale

by Haitian dad September 5, 2016

v-rection

When a girl gets so horny, it shows.

"hey jyll, i know how to play that jason mraz song on the guitar."

"oh my god, i think i just got a v-rection!"

by maximusanton January 18, 2010

Eh rection

A sub-par erection

Her ass wasn't that nice, it just gave me an eh rection

by Eatmadirt March 16, 2015

Hugh G. Rection

A name someone uses to pickup girls at movies or dinner.

Girl: Hi nice to meet you. Im Amy
Boy: Nice to meet you to. Im Hugh G. Rection
Girl: What?

by urafckinbich April 18, 2016

de-rection

(n.) A event of the penis in which an erection is lost at an unusally rapid speed(often caused by the sight of an unattractive female). Pronounced like "erection" with a "d" in front of it. Opposite of an erection.

I just saw Rosie O'Donnell in a bikini and she gave me a massive DE-RECTION.

by D Squeezy February 8, 2005

Hugh G. Rection

The swelling of blood you get in your juicy fat cock when you see a really hot girl, looking up porn, or if you're gay...well..men. Remember, men can only get a huge erection.

When I saw Diana, I got this Hugh G. Rection!

by Alex C. July 10, 2004

She-rection

A female erection, no, not a chick with a dick - kind of like a sudden attack of the horn.

Every time he leans over my desk i get an instant she-rection.

by Notmysocks March 25, 2009