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rectal examination

An exploration of the anus, colon and large intestines either digitally(a "finger wave") or by a Sigmoidoscope (the "Silver Stallion") to detect polyps, pre-cancerous lesions or early cancer.
Don't believe the proctologist when he tells you that you'll only experience mild discomfort when they video your colon...it feels like they sent an angry dwarf up your ass with a camcorder strapped to his spiked helmet.

rectal examination

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sam was a bright little boy until one day, his aunt shoved a big black dildo in his tight, innocent little christian boy asshole

sam screamed "what are you doing aunt meredith?!"
aunt meredith replied "im giving you a rectal examination"