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rectal broom 

When one cleans ones ass hole with their dick
Yea, Tom gave me a rectal broom last night. It was amazing!
rectal broom by cdubz284750 April 18, 2016

rectal brooming 

To poke, prod, or otherwise attempt to insert the handle of a broom or mop (or any cylindrical object of the appropriate size, e.g., a flashlight) into the rectum.
This apparently is a hazing procedure that recently came to light in a story from Arizona in which two boys (aged 18 and 19 years old) were accused of performing "rectal brooming" on 18 middle school boys aged 11 to 15. Apparently, the victims' clothes remained on during the assualt. These charges were originally classified as felony sexual assualt, and later downgraded to a misdemeanor. The current spin is that the incidents were a hazing gone wrong. One of the boys charged is the son of a prominent politician and is a member of the Church of Latter Day Saints, giving this incident widespread recognition and debate.
rectal brooming by T Grimes April 24, 2006

rectal broomstick extraction procedure 

The fine art of getting someone to lighten up a bit. To help change their point of view.
Mr. Smith is so adamant about not letting his daughter Mary date until she is 27 years old, that he needs to have a rectal broomstick extraction procedure performed.

rectal brooming 

To take an object (broom handle, flashlight, Oscar Award, etc) and forcibly apply it against a person's anus with the intent to humiliate that person. Recipient may/may not be fully clothed at time of "brooming".
"Stop being such a baby, man. It's not like your mom was raped... it was just some innocent rectal brooming."
rectal brooming by FarkSpazz July 28, 2008
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026