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rectal broom 

A rectal broom is a miniature brush used to remove particles such as dust and debris from ones rectum.
Nothing like a vigorous rectal broom cleaning after a questionable night out on the town.
rectal broom by jdjeiwbdbheh333 March 14, 2016
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rectal broom 

When one cleans ones ass hole with their dick
Yea, Tom gave me a rectal broom last night. It was amazing!
rectal broom by cdubz284750 April 18, 2016

rectal brooming 

To poke, prod, or otherwise attempt to insert the handle of a broom or mop (or any cylindrical object of the appropriate size, e.g., a flashlight) into the rectum.
This apparently is a hazing procedure that recently came to light in a story from Arizona in which two boys (aged 18 and 19 years old) were accused of performing "rectal brooming" on 18 middle school boys aged 11 to 15. Apparently, the victims' clothes remained on during the assualt. These charges were originally classified as felony sexual assualt, and later downgraded to a misdemeanor. The current spin is that the incidents were a hazing gone wrong. One of the boys charged is the son of a prominent politician and is a member of the Church of Latter Day Saints, giving this incident widespread recognition and debate.
rectal brooming by T Grimes April 24, 2006

rectal broomstick extraction procedure 

The fine art of getting someone to lighten up a bit. To help change their point of view.
Mr. Smith is so adamant about not letting his daughter Mary date until she is 27 years old, that he needs to have a rectal broomstick extraction procedure performed.

rectal brooming 

To take an object (broom handle, flashlight, Oscar Award, etc) and forcibly apply it against a person's anus with the intent to humiliate that person. Recipient may/may not be fully clothed at time of "brooming".
"Stop being such a baby, man. It's not like your mom was raped... it was just some innocent rectal brooming."
rectal brooming by FarkSpazz July 28, 2008
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