reckless eyeballs

Staring at a woman walking down the street or driving in a car for a period of greater than 8 seconds.

You better stop staring at that hottie over there or you are going to get cited for reckless eyeballs.

reckless eyeballs by Phtchnce January 5, 2005

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reckless eyeballing

Verb: when one's hoe is engaged in eye contact too long with another pimp or male couterpart. Seemingly appearing stunned by his appearance, car, clothes, hoes, etc.

Noun: is the charge of the act itself as in a pimp court. Ie.. charged with reckless eyeballing.

A pimp says to his hoe bitch! Get out and walk if you see sumthin you like I ain't with dat reckless eyeballing Shit!(vrb)

Dat hoe got charged with two counts of reckless eyeballing I had to cut dat bitch loose! (Noun)

reckless eyeballing by cartierlarry September 19, 2013

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reckless eyeballin

When your girl is lookin at another mutha fucka like she wants to go home with him

yo man whats wrong with your girl.
she was out at the mall reckless eyeballin and I had to smack her ass up.

reckless eyeballin by Wishful Thinking December 18, 2005

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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