Phrase used to describe something the way that it is. Some may use the term "reality" instead, but this phrase describes things the real way that they should have been done.
by angel8 May 1, 2006
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by miercat3 November 23, 2021
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by Word of God Militia Legatus 1TTA1 January 17, 2008
Get the realty distortion field mug.The overachiever of the real estate world. Known for doing way more than just selling houses — they’ll auction your grandma’s antique tea set, find a buyer for your mini-mansion, and still have time to charm you into thinking paperwork is fun. Operates like a mix between a high-powered brokerage and a neighborhood friend who always “knows a guy.” Synonymous with hustle, coffee-fueled energy, and deals that close faster than you can say “under contract.”
Basically the lovechild of a caffeine overdose and a yard sale on steroids. They’ll list your house, your boat, your grandma’s china set, and probably the neighbor’s lawnmower if you leave it outside too long. Known for selling things faster than your last relationship fell apart, and somehow making “sign here, initial there” sound like a good time.
Basically the lovechild of a caffeine overdose and a yard sale on steroids. They’ll list your house, your boat, your grandma’s china set, and probably the neighbor’s lawnmower if you leave it outside too long. Known for selling things faster than your last relationship fell apart, and somehow making “sign here, initial there” sound like a good time.
“Wow, you sold your house, your boat, and your collection of vintage lava lamps in one week?”
“Yeah, I called Vizo Realty.”
“Yeah, I called Vizo Realty.”
by Vizo Realty August 11, 2025
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Example b: “Who said sleeping in a moldy apartment was bad for you? Horizon Realty thinks it’s okay.”
Example b: “Who said sleeping in a moldy apartment was bad for you? Horizon Realty thinks it’s okay.”
by subieguy July 30, 2009
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