Realogist: One who specializes in the pursuit of REALOGY.
Although he loved studying the evolving and changing universe, acute awareness of his own mortality had led to his true calling in life, realogy: to know first-hand that which did not die; to understand his immortal self, from the inside out; and to witness the endless beauty of the unchangeable.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).