raver goo

When a lot of people are packed into a space with poor ventilation dancing all night, their collective body heat creates a mini atmosphere called "raver goo".

Essentially, the sweat evaporates off their bodies and condenses on the ceiling. This then rains down in this foggy-cloud type thing. Essentially, everybody's combined sweat and various fluids that come out on the dance floor is in the air and has covered EVERYBODY!

This feels like this filmy goo on your skin. Hence the name, "raver goo" (and it makes your leg warmers and pants all dirty)

Pretty much everybody is grossed out, but is still there because they love the music and want to dance.

In this space, people try to avoid that really high guy who dances with his shirt off. (they are really gross to bump into cause they are slimy) or anyone who has painted themselves with body paint, (cause it wrecks your costume/outfit)

"AK!! I need a shower! I'm covered in "raver Goo"!!", she exclaimed as she inhaled her cigarette.
"Yeah, it's pretty gross in there. Hey hurry up, I'm starting to get cold inside. We can warm up in there"

by Valyum August 20, 2008

rave goo

It's a combination of sweat, tears, spit, urine, feces, blood, plasma, drug particles, bile, vagina juice, semen, pimple-innards, puss, slime, smoke, debris, lint, hair, skin, cheese (and similar food particles), fingernails, wax, lymph, water, alcohol, soot, paint and indentifiable residue that coats everything the day after a rave.

Rave goo is not, of course, specific to raves. Just living with something long enough without cleaning it can accumulate some form of rave goo.

My keyboard, when finally cleaned after years of taking my computer to parties, was completely saturated in rave goo.

by Denis A. Baldwin June 11, 2006

Goodie Raper

One who repeatedly takes advantage of the free stuff, often goodie bags, at certain events such as promotions at movie theaters, concert festivals, temporary kiosks at malls, etc.

This is often frowned upon by others if such a person is in a group.

"What the hell, man, you got, like, a million at&t sweatbands! Isn't that enough?"

"Uh, I just have six."

"Six? Just six? You fucking cunt, that's still too many!"

"Sorry"

"Don't be such a goodie raper!"

by Oodles and oodles of noodles! October 30, 2011

gooch river

When you have an uncomfortable trickle of sweat along your gooch.....

Hot weather in jogging trousers.....man i have gooch river!

by Chris Daniels March 21, 2006

gooch rover

one who investigates the area between the anal cavity and scrotum with his/her nose.

Caitlin was a gooch rover last night when she was with Jake.

by small frieie January 16, 2008

I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run

This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.

Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"

by PPHal December 12, 2023