An Asian girl with big boobs and/or ass. Finding Asians with these assets is difficult, thus the "rare" part. Also based off the item in the Pokémon series that is hard to find.
John: "Yo did you see that Asian girl?!"
Tyrese: "Yea bruh she's a total rare candy. Biggest tits on an Asian I've ever saw."
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.