rapture hatch

A hatch in the roof of a Christian's home that allows them to fly out when Jesus comes back.

"Don't let pesky roofs and ceilings keep YOU from the loving arms of the Lord! Buy a rapture hatch today!"

by CrayzeeBecky November 18, 2013

rapture hatch

Christian slang for a butthole

Hey girl, can I put it in your rapture hatch?

by Ragiin' Draggin' November 22, 2015