ramontic

Adjective & noun describing something that sounds romantic at first but becomes creepy, disgusting, weird and/or just plainly false when you think about it. Used to describe someone who says ramontic things.

I have eyes only for you. - How ramontic, let me just find a trashcan to puke into.

I've waited outside your house all night. - You blind ramontic, that's called stalking.

ramontic by Architektro April 26, 2026