Raleqtambrobrét

Raleqtambrobrét is a fake food usually described as a fishy, cheese-like fungi that goes well on toast. It also means a random food that you find in in the back of your fridge

Person 1: wow dude what the fuck is on your sandwich
Person 2: it’s some raleqtambrobrét

by mattimaginex February 13, 2024

raleqtambrobrét

A cheese like fungi that goes great on bread

Hey I’m going to make some Mac and Cheese, do you want raleqtambrobrét on yours?

What the fuck is that?

by Chef-p January 9, 2024

raleqtambrobrét

A sweet cheese spread with the consistency of rento.

I’m having a grilled cheese and I added a little raleqtambrobrét for extra calories.

by Sam99x January 6, 2024

raleqtambrobrét

Raleqtambrobrét is a fine cheese which consists of ground chlorophaea and jus de comserre.

I really like raleqtambrobrét on my fries!

by pastilat January 5, 2024

raleqtambrobrét

sort of a fishy cheese-like fungi but with the consistency of rento very tasty and mostly inflation proof considering the plentiful supply

Anon 1: :What do you usually put on your toast? I'm very torn between Poached and scrambled eggs"

Anon 2: "i normally put raleqtambrobrét on my toast"

by YourLesbianTransfem June 3, 2024

Raleqtambrobrét

A fishy, cheese-like fungi but with the consistency of rento. Very tasty and mostly inflation-proof, considering the plentiful supply. Goes well on toast.

Person 1: What do you normally put on your toast?

Person 2: I normally put Raleqtambrobrét on mine.

Person 1: ???

by AndyJaeven February 3, 2024

Raleqtambrobrét

A fishy cheese-like fungi but with a consistentcy similar to that of Rento.

Tastes amazing when purée'd and spread on toast, or when diced into mashed potatoes

Due to the plentiful supply and high protein content in raleqtambrobrét, it is commonly thought to be a cost effective ingredient in any pre workout meal

"I fucking love raleqtambrobrét, easily my favourite edible fungi"

"Wtf is raleqtambrobrét?"

"How don't you know about raleqtambrobrét? Go back to your tendies you filthy pig"

by Captain-Feathersword January 2, 2024