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When you are sleeping next to somebody special, and it starts to rain, or is already raining, you are given a free pass to kiss them passionately and relentlessly, even if they are asleep. When they awake, they are not allowed to stop you as long as it's raining, or at least until they respond in kind. The intention is to take advantage of the romantic setting before it is gone, even if only one of you is awake to notice it in the first place. Rain Kisses work best in a region that rains infrequently.
Every time it rains, Scott wishes Ann were in his arms, so he could wake her up with a passionate attack of rain kisses. She claims she would enjoy it, but has not had the chance prove it yet.
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.