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page rage 

When you rant like crazy on a blog, facebook status update, tweet, message board, or in the comments section under a story expressing your dislike and frustration over a particular issue.

The issues people usually page rage over are pointless and mundane (but don't tell the page rager that) because they usually have it so good that minor irritations are all that the have to complain about.
I can't believe didn't have acidophilus milk at the organic-fair trade co-operative so I totally went on a page rage about it on my blog! fml.
page rage by truth victor February 7, 2010

PAGE RAGE 

The act of accidentally and constantly sending a blank text message, causing the receiver to see: (Page)
Aaron: I think my girlfriend was butt texted me or something.. I swear she was on a page rage all night!

Ahmad: Yeah that's happened to me before
PAGE RAGE by patriotsaaron0218 January 10, 2011

Page side-rage side 

A reference to the American rock band Phish. Page McConnell, the band's pianist, is positioned stage right during live performances. Fans seated in the audience stage right are said to be "Page side" and the high energy and guaranteed fun of enjoying a Phish show from Page side gave way to the now common phrase "Page side-rage side," where "rage" is synonymous with "party."
"The mail order tickets I got are behind the stage, but I'm definitely moving to Page side-rage side by the second set."

RagePage 

When a somewhat (or extremely) disgruntled retail store employee takes out their work rage on the intercom, typically really loud and sometimes ear piercing. Usually someone who has been working there for a while with a nasty attitude.
"Hey, did you hear Melissa's ragepage over the intercom? I think she scared that customer in aisle 14..."
RagePage by Miradus June 17, 2009