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page rage 

When you rant like crazy on a blog, facebook status update, tweet, message board, or in the comments section under a story expressing your dislike and frustration over a particular issue.

The issues people usually page rage over are pointless and mundane (but don't tell the page rager that) because they usually have it so good that minor irritations are all that the have to complain about.
I can't believe didn't have acidophilus milk at the organic-fair trade co-operative so I totally went on a page rage about it on my blog! fml.
page rage by truth victor February 7, 2010

PAGE RAGE 

The act of accidentally and constantly sending a blank text message, causing the receiver to see: (Page)
Aaron: I think my girlfriend was butt texted me or something.. I swear she was on a page rage all night!

Ahmad: Yeah that's happened to me before
PAGE RAGE by patriotsaaron0218 January 10, 2011

Page side-rage side 

A reference to the American rock band Phish. Page McConnell, the band's pianist, is positioned stage right during live performances. Fans seated in the audience stage right are said to be "Page side" and the high energy and guaranteed fun of enjoying a Phish show from Page side gave way to the now common phrase "Page side-rage side," where "rage" is synonymous with "party."
"The mail order tickets I got are behind the stage, but I'm definitely moving to Page side-rage side by the second set."

RagePage 

When a somewhat (or extremely) disgruntled retail store employee takes out their work rage on the intercom, typically really loud and sometimes ear piercing. Usually someone who has been working there for a while with a nasty attitude.
"Hey, did you hear Melissa's ragepage over the intercom? I think she scared that customer in aisle 14..."
RagePage by Miradus June 17, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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