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Rack Monster 

In the military the rack is your bunk. To rack out or hit the rack is to go to bed for the purpose of sleeping. If you find it difficult to get out of bed through fatigue, laziness, illness, hangover, depression, or any of a number of other reasons, then the "rack Monster" has ahold of you.
"I know we were all going to see Tina the Cat Woman today, but the Rack Monster had ahold of me and wouldn't let go."
Rack Monster by Big Tim 1949 May 20, 2009
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Anna Nicole Smith will always be my favorite Playboy rack monster.
rack monster by Mark Firestone December 30, 2008

rockmonster 

"yo son i gave a rock to that rockmonster down the street and she sucked my dick for it but it wasn't as good as a normal crackwhore because she is a rockmonster."
rockmonster by White foolio March 29, 2004

Mr. RockMonster 

Oh, look a RockMonster.

Mr. RockMonster is a cool rock