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A word the band Danger Is My Middle Name made up that has no meaning at all.
A:"I'm laughing at those qwips" (singing or talking-based on musical talents).
B:Man, Danger Is My Middle Name totally made that word up."
A:I know, right? Rediculous.
qwips by Neon Bushes May 15, 2010
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quipster 

1. A queer hipster; putting the word queer and hipster together.

2. A snobby lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, or queer (LGBTQ) individual who enjoys indie or underground music, frequents coffee shops and bookstores, shops at thrift stores, wears Toms shoes, big-framed glasses, cardigans, turtle-neck shirts, blazers, fedoras, carries around old-school cameras, watches Wes Anderson films, arrogantly spews out their philosophies, etc.
The quipster took off his fedora, grabbed his Polaroid camera, and took an angled photo of a tree while listening to his iPod playing a band you've probably never heard of.

Girl 1: Oh my gosh! I love Tegan and Sara! They're an amazing band.
Quipster: I liked Tegan and Sara before they were cool and mainstream, which makes me cool. You're so lame. Everyone is so lame.

Lesbian 1: Dude, check out the cute dyke in the vest!
Lesbian 2: You mean the quipster playing the ukelele and harmonica?
quipster by Chelicopter June 9, 2011
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A method of making hash that involves isopropyl alcohol. It is considered very high in quality, and easy to do. qwiso is actually an acronym for Quick Wash ISO (For isopropyl)
J: Yo J, let's go smoke a fat bowl topped with some qwiso.

J: I'm down for that hommie, let's get fucking ripped.
qwiso by 420hobbes April 4, 2009
A Qwidschy is a definition of an interhuman relationship. It's for those who don't want to label their relationship for each others. It's mainly used for the phase of a romantic affair where one promises exclusivity to one another, but want quite commit to a formal relationship. The reasoning does not matter.

You can date your Qwidschy-partner, who you really like but still confidently say that you're single.
Will it last?

Will it develop in a certain way?

Maybe! Maybe not. Just chill, it's a Qwidschy.
"Dude, c'mon you guys have to be a couple."
"Chill, he's my Qwidschy."

"Are you in a relationship right now?"
"Nah, I got a Qwidschy."
Qwidschy by Slimfib May 23, 2022

Qwikster 

A social media venture for fans of Nestle Quik
"I met this girl on Qwikster... bitch loves chocolate milk!"
Qwikster by Colin September 19, 2011
Yo, shes Qweps, ayt
Qweps by Puttytang February 16, 2004
when a girl feels a qweef coming and instead of getting an air bisquit, she pisses everywhere, kind of like a shart, only instead of a butt and poo being involved, its a clit and some piss
aw shit! whats wrong mary? i just qwissed!
qwiss by brian moore December 31, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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