qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmzxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop 

When you have LITERALLY nothing to do or you're doing homework

Person 1: Hey what are you doing

Person 2: I'm writing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmzxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop on Google
Person 1: HOW TF DID YOU PRONOUNCE
Person 2: idfk

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmzxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop by Someone I think??? March 17, 2024

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You must be at a god-tier stage of boredom to write this all. You might as well be at the same level or Tanaka-kun and Seki-kun, the masters of time-killing. It requires typing all the letters left to right and right to left from top to bottom and bottom to top AND top to bottom and bottom to top from right to left and left to right

"I'm supposed to be doing a history project, but my teacher said I can't use music so I'm going to type 'qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmzxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuioppoiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxzmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolppolikujmyhntgbrfvedcwsxqazzaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilopplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq'"
"NO, DON'T"
*types it*
*everyone dies from the most immense orgasm they've ever had*

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Listen. There a lot of different ways to spam the letters on your keyboard. Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm was just the beginning, and since it's creation we have found a lot of unique ways to express our boredom in the Google search bar.

However. This? This is just to much. Frankly, Googling this should have you sent to the National suicide prevention hotline. You should be institutionalized immediately. Like, Are you okay? Are you doing alright at home? Do you like, love and respect yourself? What happened?
You didn't even type it right on your first go did you? You sat there, eyes rolled back, and typed the entirety of the English keyboard 8 times, and you fucking spell checked yourself? Really?
You might not have even typed it in this exact order! "OoO let's switch around the incoherent mob of text to make Google about as sick as dry heaving pregnant lady!"
And look what you get. Look at your reward for this insanity. You get a stranger making fun of you through urban dictionary.
Do you feel special now?

This... "Word" contains the English keyboard from:
(Straight, Top left - Bottom right)
(Straight, Bottom left - Top right)
(Straight, Top right - Bottom left)
(Straight, Bottom right - Top left)
(Diagonal, Top left - Bottom right)
(Diagonal, Bottom right - Top left)
(Diagonal, Bottom left -Top right) and
(Diagonal, Top right - Bottom left)

You: "haha, hey guys, I typed QwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmZxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiopPoiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxzMnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqQazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpZaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilopPlokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaqLpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq into Google! Isn't that funny?

Me: *Already calling the police*

QwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmZxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiopPoiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxzMnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqQazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpZaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilopPlokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaqLpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq by ImJustAsBadAsTheRestOfYou December 12, 2023