qwernt 

A stronger version of Wernt

qwernt by The peeper March 14, 2003

qwertyasdfghzxcvbnuiopjklm 

when u type on the key bored six keys at a time... and after you've tryed by 2,3,4,5 keys at a time.

figure 1: wow qwertyasdfghzxcvbnuiopjklm there. lets check it by sevens now

qwertyasdfghzxcvbnuiopjklm by chfjxfhyivtrwsxdfcgm May 29, 2018

qwerty 

when qwerty decided to leave uiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and become a loner.

Poor qwerty is a loner.

qwerty by 🍔 Burger King November 2, 2018

qwerty 

when you are bored in science class and decide to make a word on the urban dictionary

qwerty

qwerty by _BlueDog November 15, 2018

qwertyitis 

(n) a physical ailment, much like tendonitis, where after one falls asleep on the keyboard at work/school/home, he/she wakes up with the imprint of the keys on his/her face.

I was pulling an all-nighter and woke up with a bad case of qwertyitis.

qwertyitis by jonathan May 13, 2005

QWERTY Crust 

Dried sperm on the computer keyboard resulting from masturbation while surfing porn on the internet.

Dang it! My computer keyboard stopped working due to an overload of QWERTY crust! "overload"...no pun intended.

QWERTY Crust by Navin1 July 3, 2009

Qwertial Aphasia 

While having both an internet and verbal discussion, you accidentally type a word or phrase carried over from your verbal discussion, in, for example, an instant messenger.

AIM: Porkchop: Want to go get food later?
(Roommate speaking) Check out what I found in the closet!
AIM: You: Sorry, I really shouldn't.
(You speak your reply to roommate) Aww, what an adorable stuffed giraffe!
AIM: You: I can't afford to keep eating out this giraffe.
AIM: You: Frequently, I meant this frequently! Just experienced a moment of Qwertial Aphasia, sorry.

Qwertial Aphasia by Indigeo Aliquis August 28, 2009