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a mix between queef and douche (spelled doosh, for pronunciation reasons)

it is very offensive and should be used rarely, only if you get extremely pissed of at somebody, perferrably a holy person,just so you don't offend them. (as far as they know)

most people don't understand it, so they won't get it so you can get " lulz " from it, as long as you are associated with anonymous

fucky mcfuck the second: dude! bro! did you see that guy point to us while face the girl, then GIVEING HER THE BEST SURPRISE BUTTSEKS SHE'S EVER HAD?!?!
fucky mcfuck the second jr: dude! bro! yes! he's a fucking QUOOSH

quoosh by Camel Toe (Chris the Almighty) March 5, 2008

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quosh

When something goes crazy, or is rabid, and attacks you. (Quashen, a similar word, means to smash or to break)

Jawdan: What happened to your face?!
Mikeielle: I was quoshed by a penguin!

quosh by Gordon Milk September 8, 2009

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quoosh • quosh • qoosh • quooche • quooser • quoshii_ • Qwoosh

quooser

a derogatory hybrid of both the words 'queer' & 'loser'. Usually used to describe a sore loser, whether be it at losing a game or just losing something in general.

"Yo, where's that shirt I lent you like last week?"
"Oh, swhoops, i think i lost it! Sorry!"
"Not forgiven till you buy me another shirt... quooser."

quooser by Nataaash April 15, 2008

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Qwoosh

Mix between the words Douche and Queer. A good insult to anyone who is annoying and acts like a fruitcake. Call someone this if they are being a dick to you.

That kid fred is such a qwoosh, he is always calling me names.

Qwoosh by Mr. jonasson August 11, 2009

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quooche

A word to call people.

A mixture between the words queef and douche.

God, Lily, stop being such a quooche!

quooche by annnnngie January 16, 2008

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Quosh

Quota of Trash (white or otherwise)

John: Did you fuck that girl Nikki?
Tim: Nah. I met my quosh for the month already...

Quosh by Joe b. Town. April 16, 2017

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qoosh

When you afro is super full, fluffy, and perfectly shaped.

"Did you see Kim's qoosh, it was on point!"
"Her hair was in a super cute qoosh."

qoosh by KittyYouKnowMe April 19, 2019

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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