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a mix between queef and douche (spelled doosh, for pronunciation reasons)

it is very offensive and should be used rarely, only if you get extremely pissed of at somebody, perferrably a holy person,just so you don't offend them. (as far as they know)

most people don't understand it, so they won't get it so you can get " lulz " from it, as long as you are associated with anonymous
fucky mcfuck the second: dude! bro! did you see that guy point to us while face the girl, then GIVEING HER THE BEST SURPRISE BUTTSEKS SHE'S EVER HAD?!?!
fucky mcfuck the second jr: dude! bro! yes! he's a fucking QUOOSH
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When something goes crazy, or is rabid, and attacks you. (Quashen, a similar word, means to smash or to break)
Jawdan: What happened to your face?!
Mikeielle: I was quoshed by a penguin!
quosh by Gordon Milk September 8, 2009
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quoosh quosh qoosh quooche quooser quoshii_ Qwoosh
a derogatory hybrid of both the words 'queer' & 'loser'. Usually used to describe a sore loser, whether be it at losing a game or just losing something in general.
"Yo, where's that shirt I lent you like last week?"
"Oh, swhoops, i think i lost it! Sorry!"
"Not forgiven till you buy me another shirt... quooser."
quooser by Nataaash April 15, 2008
Mix between the words Douche and Queer. A good insult to anyone who is annoying and acts like a fruitcake. Call someone this if they are being a dick to you.
That kid fred is such a qwoosh, he is always calling me names.
Qwoosh by Mr. jonasson August 11, 2009
A word to call people.

A mixture between the words queef and douche.
God, Lily, stop being such a quooche!
quooche by annnnngie January 16, 2008
Quota of Trash (white or otherwise)
John: Did you fuck that girl Nikki?
Tim: Nah. I met my quosh for the month already...
Quosh by Joe b. Town. April 16, 2017
When you afro is super full, fluffy, and perfectly shaped.
"Did you see Kim's qoosh, it was on point!"
"Her hair was in a super cute qoosh."
qoosh by KittyYouKnowMe April 19, 2019