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Queer Spawn 

The affectionate self-title for a child (spawn) of Queer parents.
"hey, did you hear Heather has two mommies?"

"really, guess that makes her Queer Spawn like us."
Queer Spawn by Kalique November 6, 2008

queersplaining 

Verb; Akin to "mansplaining"

Someone not of the LGBTQIA++ community caught in the act of explaining queer challenges faced by the queer community, or queer culture to queer people. May be used in a serious or funny context.
Cis Straight Man: "well actually let me explain the issues that today's gay community faces"

Queer community: "Is he really about to do some queersplaining? "

queersplaining 

Unwelcome and unprovoked ranting about ones own identity. Typically includes narcissistic ramblings and demanding impossible standards that aren't intuitive to anyone, hence the emphasis on "education" in the form of yelling and exasperated aspirations.
The writer spent more time queersplaining than developing characters, so their script was terrible.

I got held up in line because a patron thought queersplaining to the minimum wage employee was more important than ordering their food.

i.e. Woke Evangelicals, Queer Bible Man
e.g. Che from "And Just Like That.."
queersplaining by Anita Noam Ann February 1, 2022

queerstain 

You gotta a queer, and you gotta stain, you mix them together and you gotta queerstain.
Landon get off me you fucking queerstain.
queerstain by Dolt October 2, 2004