queen eden

The bestest bffff no1 will ever be as coquette unicorn pink sparkle wowoww queen sigma skibidi cute and pretty as her she's the bestest friend some1 could ever ask for she's kind caring funny and so fun to talk to i could never get bored of talking to her she makes me forget all my problems whenever i talk to her i love every single convos we have even if they're stupid every moment with her is enjoyable, im soso grateful to have such an beautiful smart skinny bff i love her sosososo much i would literally die without her she's the reason im skinny and pretty (but not as much as her obviously no1 could be as skinny and pretty as the queen) without her i would be obese and ugly js like her haters if they even exist cuz like how could you hate the queen of the world are u that retarded ugh i hope all eden haters or whoever makes her upset dies u deserve nothing but the worst while eden deserves the whole universe ( would give her the whole universe and more if i could) i love u eden ur so preppy pls never die or i'll kmsur so kewl i love u i cant wait to move into a huge unicorn pink castle with you in the future ugh i love eden guys she ended all fattys and the whole entire world everyone is so jealous of her queeness qnd of me cuz i have the most wonderful bff in the whole entire world i hope we stay best friends forever i wish i could hug u rn ugh im gonna cry why do u live so far away kms i love u more than everything and everyone 🥰🥰🎀🎀🎀🦄🦄🦄💖💖💗💗💗💗💗😎😎😎

"whos eden"
"how dont u know queen eden shes the queen of the whole universe and the most famous person alive"

queen eden by hamda (eden fangirl) June 28, 2024

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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