Dont be embarrassed ladies guys like varts!! :-D
Like a burp after a good meal
by Chevy July 5, 2003
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Pronunciation

/ka-wee-f/

Verb
1. To fart out of a vagina (literal).

2. To make an embarrassing mistake; past tense (queefed).

3. An act of being really stressed out and and/or shook.

Noun
4. A very weird male or female that is usually awkward and embarrassing to be around.

Exclamation
5. Used to express embarrassment.
1. My vagina is so loose I am queefing more often.

2. Oh my gosh I just queefed! I literally forgot my wallet for the third time. Can you give me coin?

3. I am actually queefing. Cardi B’s performance at the Grammy’s is so iconic.

4. Everyone at my computer science class are queefs.

5. *Drops book* queef...
by Queefology May 16, 2019
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A sudden onset of a series of queefs, otherwise known as a release if air from the vaginal region, that may or may not render the sufferer immobile. Currently, there is no known cure.
Maggie had a case of the queefs while she was delivering her graduation speech.
by Queef_queen23 November 3, 2014
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Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.
Annabelle tried to conceal her queef at the governors ball but to no avail.
by Jeff August 24, 2004
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When a girl or woman is trying to establish dominance over other females

Or attract a Male or female suitor

A queefer may use a high pitch squeaky queef to attract others from a long distance

Or a low guttaral growl like a sleeping pitbull when threatened

They can also jump up several octaves when startled or excited

It is not unusual for a classically trained queefer to have a queefing rang several octaves higher and lower then judas priest
Tracy was having her little brother and his friend over to drink beer and give her dog a boner so she could laugh at it.
You could see a glimmer in her eyes as she pushed her but against the wall and her legs up. What fallowed can be described as. Two slabs of raw meat smacking together in reverse. Then the sound of of a Bulldogs jowles flapping together when his head hangs out the window.

After that she was known as madam tracy and was sought after by all the gentalman

Queef . Startled or warning ..during times of stress or worry ...
Sharron had been crying a good part of the day. She eventually worked her self to hysterics and no sooner could she take a breath did a sobbing and pathetic queef start with a squeal and died of like a bullfrog having a heart attack
:; as judge Cavanaugh drunkenly came closer she queefer what sounded like a diesel boat motor warming up in a dirty river
by Pecker pete October 2, 2018
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