2 definitions by smelter

pussywimple

an involuntary reflex or quiver by the vagina, most often the result of a sneez or being startled

Gloria's vagina did a pussywimple when she let out a big sneez.

by smelter February 4, 2010

queefer

the act of queefing during a frightened or nervous state; in most cases a queef accompanied by simultaneous quivering.

adam - "Heather, did you just rip one?"

Heather - "No Adam, girs don't fart. That was

a queefer. They happen sometimes when I get nurvous."

or
Heather sat queefering after realizing that she was being followed by a pack of wild angry mongeese.

by smelter February 5, 2010