queef roll up Share definition Flag a queef roll up is when a female farts while sitting down and that fart rolls up into her vagina causing a queef to occur. holy shit, kelly! did you really just have a queef roll up in the car?! queef roll up by jagerbomb7 November 30, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the queef roll up mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch