quawft

The act of a unicorn releasing a horny pussy fart , resulting in quawft air being glitter. It's magical beautiful and can be simulated by putting glitter inside of a straw and then proceeding to blow glitter out of straw onto freshly painted walls.

Susan did you queef?

No my unicorn just had to quawft.

by The Grim Quawfter October 15, 2022

quaffted

When a female quiffs and farts at the same time.

I was sleeping in bed until the blanker went over my head and I had realized my girlfriend quaffted. Worst Dutch oven evee.

by IdiotProofDude January 12, 2015

Quafft

The act of farting and quiffing at the same time.

I hate it when my girlfriend quaffts is bloody stinks...

by IdiotProofDude January 23, 2015

Quafted

When a female queefs and busts at the same time

The sex was so good that my bitch quafted all over my long penis

by Mömmymïlkers69 June 17, 2021

quaft

a large, wild, untamed amount of hair.

Brian's quaft was exceptionally messy today.

by stacy&lizzy January 9, 2005

Quarft

A Quarft is basicly when a girl queefs and sharts at the same time. It will ususally leave a bloody/shitty stain on the surface in which it was released. Sometimes a horrible odor will follow.

"Dude, I can believe we took the girls camping.....there's a huge fucking QUARFT stain all over my Fuckin' sleeping bag. Damnit Ally you dirty slut."

by Estonian Oete May 9, 2009

Quaft

To scientifically observe the scent of a queef/pussy fart

After Heather queefed, Matt quafted the surrounding area.

by Pussytalk November 14, 2021