quawft

The act of a unicorn releasing a horny pussy fart , resulting in quawft air being glitter. It's magical beautiful and can be simulated by putting glitter inside of a straw and then proceeding to blow glitter out of straw onto freshly painted walls.

Susan did you queef?

No my unicorn just had to quawft.

quawft by The Grim Quawfter October 15, 2022

quaffted 

When a female quiffs and farts at the same time.

I was sleeping in bed until the blanker went over my head and I had realized my girlfriend quaffted. Worst Dutch oven evee.

quaffted by IdiotProofDude January 12, 2015

Quafft 

The act of farting and quiffing at the same time.

I hate it when my girlfriend quaffts is bloody stinks...

Quafft by IdiotProofDude January 23, 2015

Quafted 

When a female queefs and busts at the same time

The sex was so good that my bitch quafted all over my long penis

Quafted by Mömmymïlkers69 June 17, 2021

quaft 

a large, wild, untamed amount of hair.

Brian's quaft was exceptionally messy today.

quaft by stacy&lizzy January 9, 2005

Quarft 

A Quarft is basicly when a girl queefs and sharts at the same time. It will ususally leave a bloody/shitty stain on the surface in which it was released. Sometimes a horrible odor will follow.

"Dude, I can believe we took the girls camping.....there's a huge fucking QUARFT stain all over my Fuckin' sleeping bag. Damnit Ally you dirty slut."

Quarft by Estonian Oete May 9, 2009

Quaft 

To scientifically observe the scent of a queef/pussy fart

After Heather queefed, Matt quafted the surrounding area.

Quaft by Pussytalk November 14, 2021