a boy, not a man, that you have feelings for who says he likes you, and spends 80% of his time with you or talking to you, but for some reason won't ask you out... but you are basically in a relationship, and everyone knows it (even his ex girlfriend).
by Amandaiscool April 23, 2008
Pornography usually of a soft-core or poorly edited nature (see: Girls Gone Wild) is usually considered quasi-porn. Sometimes quasi-porn includes too many cut scenes or cut aways (angle changes) etc, ugly girls, too much talking during sex or otherwise nonsexual dialogue ("storyline").
How to know you quasi-porn:
1). Bare breasts are only shown for a fraction of a second.
2). *NOT* a fetish porn but camera constantly pans to girls feet.
3). One is incapable of beating off without being forced to pause, rewind or fast forward porn.
4). You become more interested in the actual "story" than the sex scenes.
5). Girl never takes her top off/tits remain in bra.
6). There is no real or significant penetration.
1). Bare breasts are only shown for a fraction of a second.
2). *NOT* a fetish porn but camera constantly pans to girls feet.
3). One is incapable of beating off without being forced to pause, rewind or fast forward porn.
4). You become more interested in the actual "story" than the sex scenes.
5). Girl never takes her top off/tits remain in bra.
6). There is no real or significant penetration.
by urbanr0cker May 13, 2008
An alternative, more humorous deviation from the traditional koan in the Eastern philosophical realm such as:
A quasi-koan almost invariably has a more comedic subtext.
Traditional koans are generally devoid of humorous subtexts.
i.e., "What is the sound of one-hand clapping?"
A quasi-koan has a similar, riddle-like essence but is less serious than its traditional predecessor.
i.e., "Is a person with MPD ever truly alone?
A quasi-koan almost invariably has a more comedic subtext.
Traditional koans are generally devoid of humorous subtexts.
i.e., "What is the sound of one-hand clapping?"
A quasi-koan has a similar, riddle-like essence but is less serious than its traditional predecessor.
i.e., "Is a person with MPD ever truly alone?
"If someone farts in a kitten's face, does the kitten know it is being disrespected?"
Hey! That's a quasi-koan!
Hey! That's a quasi-koan!
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by bcjk August 3, 2006
Young people who think they're liberal and very woke, but are just entitled parrots of their parents; essentially a young karen.
She is being a bit of a quasi-liberal, like, I agree what shes saying, but shes saying it in such an entitled way and without any reasoning.
by bRuHmIdWeStKiNdACrInGe November 7, 2020