A person who someone is almost dating. Used when discussing a couple where everyone thinks they are or should go out but have not yet made it official.
Jon and his quasi juggle soccer balls.
by Clong December 1, 2004
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when hunchbackked, you proceed to have a female to bend down and bust into your hand. Then you slap her with the "dirty" hand.
Oscar-Oh man! Yesterday, I gave Jennifer The Quasi in the movie theatre!!!!
by Ezequiel V January 9, 2009
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A right minging bunter. Other words used could be swamp donkey or, of course, carrot cruncher! Normally a quasi will have a slight limp or will just walk abit funny (Like they've just shat themselves for example!)
"Bloody hell mate, look at that chick over there walking like a right noggin, wait a minute, is that a chick or a bloke?!"
"Jesus harry christ son, that ain't either, thats a bloody quasi!!"
by Trev November 19, 2003
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Large creature, usually a man with near-unparralelled strength. Not smart, usually ill tempered, and always a problem when angered. Beastly and unkempt, with mindless attitude. Always Big and muscled.
The quasi was unstoppable, tearing through trees and men alike!
by Leaho January 2, 2005
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The Schrödinger's Cat of equations. Nobody really knows what it is or what it means. The easiest way to commit an algebraic atrocity.
What the hell is a quasi quadratic?
by It'sMillerTime October 24, 2018
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To almost but not really stalk someone.
The Vampire Diaries:
Caroline: I saw Katherine today
Stefan: Where?
Caroline: At The Grill. I just stopped by to gawk and quasi-stalk Matt.
by Isabella de Luca November 23, 2011
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A person who merely appears to be smart.
Randy always wants to talk about Plato. It seems like he doesn't know much about anything else (or Plato for that matter). He's such a quasi-intellectual.
by tree pipit September 8, 2010
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