quarkle

Verb. A subatomic chuckle. Is a reference to any of a number of subatomic particles carrying a fractional electric charge, postulated as building blocks of the hadron(s)

The only funny thing about Jay Leno is his chin. If as a comedian, the best you can do is have a crowd quarkle at your chin, you should not be a syndicated late night talk show host.

by cure.the.radio February 5, 2015

quarkle

When a girl queefes and glitter comes out.

I was banging your sister last night and she quarkled all over me. Now I have glitter on my taint.

by Corbster77 January 29, 2015

Quacklesnap

(n)

1. Miniature bite-size biscuits composed of duck, a delicacy in some parts of the world.

2. A difficult situation.

"Yesterday I ate a whole box of quacklesnaps and threw up from sickness."

"Aw man, I've proposed to two women. Boy am I in a quacklesnap now."

by Sunzilla November 16, 2005

Quankle

The new, merged fat that runs from the quads to the ankles. Instead of having a clear indication of where the knee is, there is simply a single "quad-calf-ankle" mass. Is not unique to males or females and is normally the clearest indication of Type A,B,1,2 diabetes and high cholesterol.

A close relative to the cankle.

A: Damn, that b***h was on the 20th twinkie!!!
B: ... well, that explains the quankles!

by ocandii December 17, 2008

Quackle

What a group of ducks should have been called

Wow look! It's a Quackle of ducks!

by The-Quackle-of-ducks November 19, 2017

Quarkeable

An object so permeable it can move through the Quarks in atoms and even pass through space. An object with such a strong magnetic pull that it tears it own Quarks apart. It also forces the atoms around it to hit absolute zero because of E=mc2 where the incredibly low energy increase reduces its mass. For an object to be Quarkeable it needs to objects that have an incredibly strong magnetic pull that are microscopic to collide. If the sun became a blackhole it would be smaller then your bodies blood cells because its so dense. If two blackholes the size of your cells with a magnetic pull 10 trillions times the amount of Jupiter's(which is the planet with the strongest gravitational pull known to man) collided it would create a crescendo so strong it would prep a Quarkeable Mega-dense ball of quarks. Then it would become about the size of atom but would force the atoms around it to hit absolute zero and attract quarks around it thus making it become the size of a basketball. Finally its mass would be so unstable it would be Quarkeable. It would be able to phase through anything. It would be untouchable by anything in the universe including light, dark matter, space, and time itself. It would be everlasting and would never age or change form. It wouldn't do anything though. It would just be an untouchable immortal ball of quarks.

Its an immortal ball of quarks and mass. Who knows how it could be used in a sentence?
Its Quarkeable!

by the guy who did nothing April 8, 2020

quartle

An intelligent creature who feeds on surds and indices. Very Mathematical. At present there are only two known to mankind.

The Quartle excalaimed 'Oh come on, it's like teaching the dead!'

When both Quartles are present you might here such phrases as 'Trust us we're intelligent' The Quartles may contradict each other when present in the same habitat for more than 45 minutes for example one might say 'Pack up' and the other will immediately say 'Don't pack up!'

The Quartle's are known not to be good at Art, this is the only criticism the Quartle will accept 'Looks like I need to go to Art class not Maths class'

The Quartle is well known to do anything in their way to prove a point even if it means a bit of a liberty 'Sorry for doing that, it's a bit of a liberty, I know, but it's just to prove a point'

The Quartle will also over pronounce the 'U' and make it sound like 'Yu' for example solution, the quartle would pronounce as 'sol-yu-tion'

by luket93 March 11, 2008