Quankle

The new, merged fat that runs from the quads to the ankles. Instead of having a clear indication of where the knee is, there is simply a single "quad-calf-ankle" mass. Is not unique to males or females and is normally the clearest indication of Type A,B,1,2 diabetes and high cholesterol.

A close relative to the cankle.

A: Damn, that b***h was on the 20th twinkie!!!
B: ... well, that explains the quankles!