quarkle

Verb. A subatomic chuckle. Is a reference to any of a number of subatomic particles carrying a fractional electric charge, postulated as building blocks of the hadron(s)
The only funny thing about Jay Leno is his chin. If as a comedian, the best you can do is have a crowd quarkle at your chin, you should not be a syndicated late night talk show host.
by cure.the.radio February 05, 2015
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tripbot

A sentient AI created to protect drug users from dehydration and mortally perilous hobbies such as drunken alligator touching. He can be a real smart ass too.
Tripbot said, "Krill: You're a dinosaur's mother."
by cure.the.radio October 14, 2014
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