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Quarantalent

a talent you discover you have as a result of all the free time you have during quarantine.
yo man, slow cooking ribs is my QuaranTalent.
Quarantalent by 417smokey May 14, 2020

Quaranstream 

Streaming media while under Coronavirus quarantine.
If my office closes because of Coronavirus I’m going to quaranstream Netflix all day.

Quarantcleaning 

noun/verb

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Quarantclean - noun/verb

the action of making something virally clean, especially the inside of a house during a pandemic.
Mom “The World Health Organization says to wash your hands regularly and thoroughly and self isolate to mitigate viral spread.”
Son “But, it’s St. Paddy’s Day, the guys are all going on a bender Downtown!
Mom “If you do go out, instead of helping me quarantclean the house and Nanna dies from the virus, you will be disowned. Lucy will get the house and Jocey will get the 41k”
Son “Fer fak sake... Jeeze, Mom! It is no different than the common cold. I ain’t quarantcleaning nothing!
Quarantcleaning by JonnyRock68 March 15, 2020

Quaranstream 

Shows you stream while in quarantine.
Q: Hey what should I quaranstream?
A: Oh you should totally binge Criminal Minds, Greys Anatomy, Gossip Girl, and House MD!
Quaranstream by 0924Curran March 22, 2020

Quaranstoner 

Simply put, someone who gets stoned during a quarantine. Such as the current COVID-19 quarantine.

Can also be used as a verb: to get ‘quaranstoned’.
Not being able to work has turned me into such a quaranstoner!

Josh never smokes pot, but since the quarantine, he’s turned into quite the quaranstoner!

Wanna FaceTime and get quaranstoned?!
Quaranstoner by Nikpik1234 April 20, 2020

Quarantelepathic 

Being confined with your girlfriend or wife so long that she thinks she can read your mind.
I’ve been stuck in this house with this woman so long she thinks she’s Quarantelepathic. Stop finishing my sentences for me!