So. Bored.
You already did qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and qetuoadgjlxvnwryipsfhkzcbm and all the rest, and you're still not ready to move on to what you actually need to be doing right now, so you decided to try every 3rd letter and see if anyone had defined it.
Gee, I'm really bored and I don't want to do my homework. I think I'll look up qrupdhlcnwtiafjzvmeyosgkxb!
Maybe I'll finally find an undefined pattern!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'