When you are bored out of your mind. GET A LIFE. I can't say anything though because i just difined this after searching for it. HELP I NEED A LIFE
Person 1 : I am bored Person 2: Check your emails or play a game
Person 1: I have and I'm bored still
Person 2: Then search something in the urban dictionary
Person 1: Ok * searches qpwoeirutymznxbcvlaksjdhfg*
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!