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QB Sneak 

The act of dropping a quarter bar of xanax in a friend's drink to ensure that they have the best night possible
John pulled a QB sneak on me last night at pourhouse and now I don't remember anything
QB Sneak by Jaybird42 January 13, 2015
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QB Sneak 

The act of fucking your partner from behind and you gently wipe your ass with the index and middle fingers on left and right hands and proceed to yell "blue forty two, blue forty two, set, hut hut, hike" and smear the feces under her eyes similar to eye black.
Matt QB sneaked me last week and hasn't called me back ever since.
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QB Sneak 

You're fucking a girl from behind. Right before you cum, pull out. then you spit on her back and say your done, then you get her to turn over. as soon as she turns over shove her face towards your dick and squirt in her eyes.
John: Dude why'd brittany break up with you?
Josh: cause, i pulled a qb sneak on her
John: awesome *high fives*
QB Sneak by TRkeatz January 5, 2010

QB sneak 

when playing football and you are the quarterback, instead of getting the ball, you accidently grab the person in front of you's balls.
Dammit that stupid quarter back did a qb sneak on me
QB sneak by youtouchmytralala October 30, 2007

qb sneak 

When playing Fart Football, you let a silent but deadly fart(SBD).
Dude wtf is that smell? qb sneak,and im going for 2.
qb sneak by wvumountys88 December 13, 2007

QB Sneak 

You’re having sex with a girl, finish on her face and then immediately roll out to grab a towel and then drop back with it and throw it at her face as she’s already blinded.
Hey man I was with Chelsea and hit a QB Sneak!
QB Sneak by MC2020 October 8, 2023

QB-Sneak 

An extension from doggy style, the QB-Sneak is inserting the thumb into the anus with the fingers up like your holding a football.
I like doing doggy style but it gets better when you qb-sneak.
QB-Sneak by Bluntin April 25, 2020
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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