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qazxcvbnmlpokjhgfdswertyuio

When you are so so so so bored that you make three Right-to-left U-shaped finger mashes on the keyboard.
You've usually done atleast one of these:

1.qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm- forward mash. Most basic. You've just started getting bored.

2.mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq- backwards mash. still basic. You've just gotten a taste of keyboard mashing.

3.qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp- top-to-bottom right-to-left mash.you're maturing. now you're having fun.

4.plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq- top-to-bottom left-to-right mash. You have passion if you got this far.

5.zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop- bottom-to-top right-to-left mash. Now you're mixing and matching.

6.mlpnkobjivhucgyxftzdrseawq- bottom-to-top left-to-right mash. After this you'll want to try new patterns.

7.qpalzmxnskwoeidjcbrufhvtyg- alternate top-to-bottom diagonal mash. You took more than one chance to get it right.
Example:
Student:"I'm so bored. I've already done qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq and azwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. Wait what if I just type a U-pattern. Q-A-Z-X-C-V-B-N-M-L-P-W-S-D-F-G-H-J-K-O-E-R-T-Y-U-I. "qazxcvbnmlpokjhgfdswertyuio" Yeah that works."
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qazxcvbnmlpokjhgfdswertyui 

You have become the definition of being bored, this is where it ends, the final boring thing you can do.

Now do your school work you dumbass
"I just typed qazxcvbnmlpokjhgfdswertyui, I am now the god of boredom"
qazxcvbnmlpokjhgfdswertyui by Sarm02 September 15, 2020

qazxcvbnmlkjhgfdswertyuiop 

When a human is super bored and is about to hit the keyboard with their head
This is so boring so i typed qazxcvbnmlkjhgfdswertyuiop into google before i hit my head off the keyboard

qazxcvbnmlpokjhgfdswertyui 

another one of the "when your bored" gang, if you figured this one out, i'm sure your still gonna try more 26 letter combinations, and after reading this, you'll probably get back to doing that very thing
i don't have a goddamn clue how you'd use this in a sentence, maybe he was bored so he searched qazxcvbnmlpokjhgfdswertyui on the internet. there ya go

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026