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a person who loves the penis, i mean if he could have one, he would. Also loves john mayer and likes girls/boys. Uses jergens hand lotion for masturbation and loves POLE VAULT. The big pole and the thought of it going up his ass gives him a hard on.
by hello thar February 08, 2005
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