putter butt 

When yo shitt is as soft as a unicorn

Damn ma you got some putter butt but ima sleep on that shit anyways cause its soffftttt

putter butt by Skylark fax April 26, 2017

Putter buttin' 

Not doing much of anything, but still getting a few things done.

Well, I didn't finish my to-do list, I sort of just spent the day putter buttin' around.

Putter buttin' by Purple butterflies December 12, 2016

putter butter 

repressed sperm

i didn't masterbait or fornicate for over a month so had a big load of putter butter to drop

putter butter by Spawn of Loki July 28, 2009

putterputt 

The act of walking and farting everytime you take a step. An endering name.

I can smell you from here you putterputt!

putterputt by rnbwmeli December 25, 2006

putternutting

the act of driving like your destination is unimportant. IE so slow you manage to infuriate everyone else on the road

Id have been to work on time but some asshole was putternutting down the road

putternutting by ridgerunner May 7, 2017