put the fucks to

1) to screw someone over, to cause pain or aggravation

2) to have sex with someone

1) Don't put the fucks to Shamy, she already put the fucks to herself.

2) I wish Charlie would come over and put the fucks to me.

by M78 December 10, 2009

PUT A FUCKING SHIRT ON

an old persian guy yelling at a guy with no shirt. pronounced sheert.

HEY YOU! PUT A FUCKING SHIRT ON!

by persian man like the cat meow February 11, 2009

put the fucking lotion in the basket

A command or ultimatum of the most serious and possibly life-threatening nature. Happens one someone careens too closely to your personal space.

Dude 1: "Dude, I took a brewski from your fridge, hope you don't mind"

Dude 2: "No sweat, bro knock yourself out!"

Dude 1: "Sweet! Then you won't mind that I pilfered some of your stash too?"

Dude 2: "PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!"

by zeromyhero January 28, 2014

put the fucking lotion in the basket

A slightly aggressive way of telling somebody to put lotion in a basket

Buffalo Bill: It places the lotion in the basket
Catherine: I wanna see my mommy. Please no...
Buffalo Bill: PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!

by jessbrown February 24, 2021

I will put you through that fucking wall

A popular phrase used in 'F is for Family'.

**Frank:** I need you two to play nice, and don't get into any trouble. *(to Bill)* And I am putting you in charge of your sister today. You got that?

**Bill:** Yep.

**Frank:** Okay, if anything bad happens to her, I want you to call me at work. Okay, buddy?

**Bill:** Sure, dad.

**Frank:** Good. 'Cause then, I will come right home, and I will put you through that fucking wall.

by IgnasAntans July 18, 2020

I'll put you in a fucking happy meal!

A negative verbal attack towards someone; in regards to the famous fast-food chain's kids meal.

Usually made by when: angry, confused, inebriated, or completely out of the conversational loop.

"Yeah the happy meals were awesome!"

Drunkard, " I'll put you in a fucking happy meal!"

by JL Azulobo April 9, 2010